Quotes (EN)

A book, too, can be a star, a living fire to lighten the darkness, leading out into the expanding universe. [Madeleine L'Engle]

Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my blackouts.
[Jim Morrison]

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. [Erin Majors]

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. [Steve Martin]

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. [Josh Billings]

A dog reflects the family life. Whoever saw a frisky dog in a gloomy family, or a sad dog in a happy one? Snarling people have snarling dogs, dangerous people have dangerous ones. [Arthur Conan Doyle]

A fair woman is a paradise to the eye, a purgatory to the purse, and hell to the soul. [Elizabeth Grymeston]

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you. [Elbert Hubbard]

A girl should be like a butterfly, pretty to see, hard to catch.

A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous. [Coco Chanel]

A girl should be two things: who and what she wants. [Coco Chanel]

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. [Michel de Montaigne]

A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. [Lao-Tzu]

A literary academic can no more pass a bookstore than an alcoholic can pass a bar. [Carolyn G. Heilbrun]

All a woman actually wants is to feel special. [Matt Dunn]

All little girls should be told they are pretty, even if they aren't. [Marilyn Monroe]

A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle. [Khalil Gibran]

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. [Oscar Wilde]

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much. [Oscar Wilde]

A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. [Latin Proverb]

A man's true character comes out when he's drunk. [Charles Chaplin]

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. [Oscar Wilde]

And I can fight only for something that I love, love only what I respect, and respect only what I at least know. [Hitler]

An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field. [Niels Bohr]

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. [Ernest Hemingway]

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. [Charles Bukowski]

Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. [Alfred A. Montapert]

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. [Einstein]

Anti-Zionism is not anti-semitism. [Noam Chomsky]

Anytime a woman competes with another woman she demeans herself. [Sherry Argov]

A room without books is like a body without a soul. [Cicero]

Art exists because life is not enough.
[Ferreira Gullar]

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot. [John Lennon]

A woman knows by intuition, or instinct, what is best for herself. (Marilyn Monroe)





Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. [Bill Gates]

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. [Oscar Wilde]

Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude, and a lady with class. [Unknown]

Be the change that you wish to see in the world. [Gandhi]

Beer is the living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. [Benjamin Franklin]

Better to be strong than pretty and useless. [Lilith Saintcrow]

Books may well be the only true magic. [Alice Hoffman]

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest. [Confucius]

Chance or accident is not responsible for the things that happen to you, nor is predestined fate the author of your fortune or misfortune. [Neville Goddard]

Character consists of what you do on the third and forth tries. (James Mechener)

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age. [Christopher Morle]

Children begin by loving their parents; as they grow older they judge them; sometimes they forgive them. [Oscar Wilde]

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. [Confucius]

"Clarissa," he said, here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets... [Cassandra Clare]

Classic - a book which people praise and don't read. [Mark Twain]

Communism has never come to power in a country that was not disrupted by war or corruption, or both. [John F. Kennedy]

Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy. [Mao Zedong]

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. [Einstein]

Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've seen it done every day, but they're unable to do it themselves. (Brendan Behan)


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Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. [Norman Cousins]

Democracy means government by discussion, but it is only effective if you can stop people talking. [Clement Atlee]

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened. (Dr. Seuss)

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. (Albert Camus)

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. (Golda Meir)

Don’t sacrifice yourself too much, because if you sacrifice too much there’s nothing else you can give and nobody will care for you. (Karl Lagerfeld)

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive. (Elbert Hubbard)

Do what you feel in your heart to be right – for you’ll be criticized anyway. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

Do what you can, with what you have, where you are. [Theodore Roosevelt]

Dreams that do come true can be as unsettling as those that don't. [Brett Butler]





Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. [Will Durant]

Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. [Einstein]

Enough organization, enough lists and we think we can control the uncontrollable. [John Mankiewicz]

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future. [Oscar Wilde]

Every girl has three personalities. 1. The one when she’s with her family. 2. The one when she’s with her friends. 3. The one when she’s with him. [Unknown]

Every weirdo in the world is on my wavelength. [Thomas Pynchon]

Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception. [Carl Sagan]




Find what you love and let it kill you. [Charles Bukowski]

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. [Virginia Woolf]

For small creatures such as we the vastness is bearable only through love. [Carl Sagan]

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. [Charles Caleb Colton]

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. [Mark Twain]

God made man because He loves stories. [Elie Wiesel]

God respects me when I work; but God loves me when I sing. [Rabindranath Tagore]

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere. [Mae West]

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. (Albert Einstein]

Happiness is a warm puppy. [Charles M. Schulz]

Heard melodies are sweet, but those unheard, are sweeter. [John Keats]

He understood the world so well that he left it at the first opportunity.
[Lessing - about the death of his infant son]

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. (George Bernard Shaw)

He who knows others is learned. He who knows himself is wise. [Lao-Tzu]

He who opens a school door, closes a prison. (Victor Hugo)

I am too fond of reading books to care to write them. (Oscar Wilde)

I am too much alien and not enough monkey to fit in here. (Melissa St. Hilaire)

I am sick of women who love one. Women who hate one are much more interesting. (Oscar Wilde)

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. [Ellen DeGeneres]

I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star. (Carl Sagan)

I'd like to do a song or a piece of music that's just a pure expression of joy. Pure like a celebration of existence, you know? And like the coming of spring, like a sun rising. Just pure unbounded joy. I don't think we've really done that yet. (Jim Morrison)

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. (Woody Allen)

I don't hate people, I just feel better when they're not around. (Charles Bukowski, Barfly)

I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there. (Oscar Wilde)

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? [Jerry Seinfeld]

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. [Woodrow Wilson]

If a man has so much heat he burns your skin when he touches you, he's the devil. Run away. (Sarah Addison Allen)

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. [Mark Twain]

If I feel depressed I will sing.
If I feel sad I will laugh.
If I feel ill I will double my labour.
If I feel fear I will plunge ahead.
If I feel inferior I will wear new garments.
If I feel uncertain I will raise my voice.
If I feel poverty I will think of wealth to come.
If I feel incompetent I will think of past success.
If I feel insignificant I will remember my goals.
Today I will be the master of my emotions.
[Og Mandino]

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you...I could walk through my garden forever. [Alfred Tennyson]

If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music. (Einstein)

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. [Einstein]

If you don't find a way to make money while you sleep, you will work until you die. [Warren Buffett]

If you don't stand for something you will fall for anything. [Peter Hamilton]

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. (Mother Teresa)

If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. (Dark Jar Tin Zoo)

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. (Marilyn Monroe)

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. (Einstein)

If you're gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty. (Marilyn Monroe)

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as funny as you are now. (Cassandra Clare)

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe. [Carl Sagan]

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. [Jorge Luis Borges]

I have from an early age abjured the use of meat, and the time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals as they now look upon the murder of men. [Leonardo da Vinci]

I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him. [Galileo Galilei]

I like the night. Without the dark, we'd never see the stars. (Stephenie Meyer)

I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps little photographs of. (Charles Bukowski)

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.' (Erich Fromm)

I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.
 [Dark Jar Tin Zoo]

Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. [Carl Sagan]

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. [A. A. Milne]

I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens. [Woody Allen]

I'm sure the universe is full of intelligent life. It's just been too intelligent to come here. [Arthur C. Clarke]

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. [Victor Hugo]

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on. [Robert Frost]

IRONY - When a people who survived genocide use it as an excuse to commit genocide.

I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues. [Dr. Seuss]

I suppose it is tempting, if the only tool you have is a hammer, to treat everything as if it were a nail. [Abraham H. Maslow]

It's a sad and beautiful world. [Jim Jarmusch]

It is a socialist idea that making profits is a vice; I consider the real vice is making losses. [Churchill]

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. (André Gide)

It is easier to love a woman when you can't understand a word she's saying. (Ann Patchett)

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. (Nietzsche)

It is not the length of life, but the depth. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)

It’s not about seducing men, it’s about embracing womanhood. (Dita von Teese)

It’s not the writing part that’s hard. What’s hard is sitting down to write. [Steven Pressfield]

It is not truth that matters, but victory. [Hitler]

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. [J. K. Rowling]

I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people that make you feel all alone. (Robin Williams)

I walk slowly, but I never walk backward. [Abraham Lincoln]

I was smiling yesterday, I am smiling today and I will smile tomorrow. Simply because life is too short to cry for anything. [Santosh Kalwar]

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed! (Shakespeare)

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel. (Maya Angelou)

Keep true to the dreams of thy youth. [Schiller]

Know Your enemy!
No time to waste. Act now!
Tomorrow it will be too late.
What You Don´t Know Can Kill You!

Ladies who play with fire must remember that smoke gets in their eyes. [Mae West]

Laughter is the closest distance between two people. (Victor Borge)

Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever. (Walt Disney Company)

Let us die trying. (Velma Wallis)

Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Soren Kierkegaard)

Life is a book waiting to happen. (Sloan McBride)

Life isn't fair, it's just fairer than death, that's all. [William Goldman)

Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid. [John Wayne]

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. [Stephen Hawking]

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip. [Will Rogers]

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. [Shakespeare)

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. [H. L. Mencken]

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. [Aristotle]

Love makes the time pass. Time makes love pass. [Euripides]

Make me immortal with a kiss. [Christopher Marlowe]

Man is the cruelest animal. [Nietzsche]

Man may have discovered fire, but women discovered how to play with it. [Candace Bushnell]

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. [Oscar Wilde]

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles. [Roseanne Barr]

Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them. [Freddie Mercury]

Money brings you the women you want, struggle brings you the women you need. [Habeeb Akande]

Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. [Abraham Lincoln]

My heart does not desire what my eyes does not admire. [Habeeb Akande]

My soul will find yours. [Jude Deveraux]

Never close your lips to those whom you have already opened your heart. [Charles Dickens]

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. [Phyllis Diller]

No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not. [Nancy Friday]

No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making other bastards die for their country. [George Smith Patton]

Nothing in life is to be feared, it is only to be understood. Now is the time to understand more, so that we may fear less. [Marie Curie]

Nothing is original. Steal from anywhere that resonates with inspiration or fuels your imagination. [Jim Jarmusch]

Not that I want to be a god or a hero. Just to change into a tree, grow for ages, not hurt anyone. [Czeslaw Milosz]

Now that I'm not going back to Harvard I don't need to worry about getting beaten by Brazilian thugs. [Mark Zuckerberg]





One, remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet. Two, never give up work. Work gives you meaning and purpose and life is empty without it. Three, if you are lucky enough to find love, remember it is there and don't throw it away. [Stephen Hawking]

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. [Carol Burnett]

Only in the irrational and unknown direction can we come to wisdom again. [Jack Parsons]

Only one woman exists in this world, one woman with countless faces. [Nikos Kazantzakis]

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. [T. S. Eliot]

Open your mind before your mouth. [Aristophanes]

Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble. [Warren Buffett]

Our finger prints don't fade from the lives we touch. [Judy Blume]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. [Groucho Marx]

Peace begins with a smile. [Mother Teresa]

People with courage and character always seem sinister to the rest. [Hermann Hesse]

People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't. [Christopher Paolini]

Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. [Antoine de Saint Exupery]

Perhaps all the dragons of our lives are princesses who are only waiting to see us once beautiful and brave. [Rainer Maria Rilke]

Perhaps in the back of our minds we already understand, without all the science I've discussed, that something terribly wrong is happening. Our sustenance now comes from misery. We know that if someone offers to show us a film on how our meat is produced, it will be a horror film. We perhaps know more than we care to admit, keeping it down in the dark places of our memory-- disavowed. When we eat factory-farmed meat we live, literally, on tortured flesh. Increasingly, that tortured flesh is becoming our own. [Jonathan Safran Foer]

Personality can open doors, but only character can keep them open. [Elmer G. Letterman]

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer. [Dean Koontz]

Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that's not why we do it. [Richard Feynman]

Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another. [Lemony Snicket]

Read and let read.

Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion. [Steven Weinberg]

Reputation is the cornerstone of power. Through reputation alone you can intimidate and win; once you slip, however, you are vulnerable, and will be attacked on all sides. Make your reputation unassailable. Always be alert to potential attacks and thwart them before they happen. Meanwhile, learn to destroy your enemies by opening holes in their own reputations. Then stand aside and let public opinion hang them. (Robert Greene and Joost Elffers)

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. [Kant]

Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge. [Carl Sagan]

Seduction is merely encouraging a man to do something he already wants to do. [Lisa Kleypas]

She was ready to deny the existence of space and time rather than admit that love might not be eternal. [Simone de Beauvoir]

Slow down and enjoy life. It's not only the scenery you miss by going too fast - you also miss the sense of where you are going and why. [Eddie Cantor]

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery. [Churchill]

Socialism is like a dream. Sooner or later you wake up to reality. [Churchill]

Socialism never took root in America because the poor see themselves not as an exploited proletariat but as temporarily embarrassed millionaires. [John Steinbeck]

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead. [Charles Bukowski]

Some people talk to animals. Not many listen though. That's the problem. [A. A. Milne]

Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know where you stand. [Hayley Williams]

Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple. [Dr. Seuss]

Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment, until it becomes a memory. [Dr. Seuss]

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. [Carl Sagan]

Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam? Dr. Einstein: Yes; But this year the answers are different.

Such short little lives our pets have to spend with us, and they spend most of it waiting for us to come home each day. It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them. [John Grogan]

The assumption that animals are without rights and the illusion that our treatment of them has no moral significance is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity. Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality. [Arthur Schopenhauer]

The best way to mend a broken heart is time and girlfriends. [Gwyneth Paltrow]

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. [Dorothy Parker]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. [Einstein]

The effort to understand the universe is one of the very few things that lifts human life a little above the level of farce, and gives it some of the grace of tragedy. [Steven Weinberg]

The first duty of a man is to think for himself. [José Martí]

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. [Dorothy Parker]

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. (Shakespeare)

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. (Eleanor Roosevelt)

The good thing about science is that it's true whether or not you believe in it. [Neil deGrasse Tyson]

The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read. [Mark Twain]

The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy. [Yves Saint-Laurent]

The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children. [Karl Lagerfeld]

The only thing more beautiful than the woman that knows what she wants is the woman who isn’t waiting on anybody else to get it for her. [Rob Hill]

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing. [Socrates]

The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me. [Ayn Rand]

The saddest aspect of life right now is that science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom. [Isaac Asimov]

The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. [Lucille Ball]

The Seven Social Sins are:
Wealth without work.
Pleasure without conscience.
Knowledge without character.
Commerce without morality.
Science without humanity.
Worship without sacrifice.
Politics without principle.
[Frederick Lewis Donaldson]

The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities. [Ayn Rand]

The soul that sees beauty may sometimes walk alone. [Goethe]

The strongest people aren’t always the people who win, but the people who don’t give up when they lose. [Ashley Hodgeson]

The things we love destroy us every time, lad. Remember that. [George R.R. Martin]

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number. (P. G. Wodehouse)

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. (Mahatma Gandhi)

The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you. (Bette Midler)

There is no difference between communism and socialism, except in the means of achieving the same ultimate end: communism proposes to enslave men by force, socialism - by vote. It is merely the difference between murder and suicide. [Ayn Rand]

There is nothing more awful, insulting, and depressing than banality. [Anton Pavlovič Čechov]

There is only one good thing in life, and that is love. (Guy de Maupassant)

There's a big war happening right now with females and men. A lot of females seem like they have war paint on their faces. (Carlos Santana)

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. (Mae West)

There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. [Einstein]

There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. [Bertrand Russell]

There are two kinds of people I don't trust: people who don't drink and people who collect stickers. [Chelsea Handler]

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. [Buddha]

To be prepared for war is one of the most effective means of preserving peace.
[George Washington]

Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. [Dr. Seuss]

To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all. [Oscar Wilde]

To love is to recognize yourself in another. [Eckhart Tolle]

To make the right choices in life, you have to get in touch with your soul, to do this, you need to experience solitude, which most people are afraid of, because in the silence you hear the truth and know the solutions. [Deepak Chopra]

To hurt is as human as to breathe. [J. K. Rowling]

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. (J. K. Rowling)

To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition. (Woody Allen)

True love is rare, and it's the only thing that gives life real meaning. (Nicholas Sparks)

Trust is like an Eraser, it gets Smaller after each Mistake. (Vanga Srikanth)

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. (Albert Einstein)

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. [Thomas Stephen Szasz]

Unless you love someone, nothing else makes sense. [E. E. Cummings]

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. [Anatole France]

Vaginas beat penises every time. They're like kryptonite. Penises are defenseless against them. [Emma Chase]

Whatever the mind of man can imagine, man can realize. [Neville Goddard]

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. [Ambrose Bierce]

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. [Buddha]

We change the world not by what we say or do, but as a consequence of what we have become. [David R. Hawkins]

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We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. [Carl Sagan]

We must love one another or die. [W. H. Auden]

Well-behaved women seldom make history. (Laurel Thatcher Ulrich)

What i like about photographs is that they capture a moment that’s gone forever, impossible to reproduce. (Karl Lagerfeld)

When a man believes in the value of the advice given him and applies it, he establishes within himself the reality of success. [Neville Goddard]

When I fall in love, it will be forever. (Jane Austen)

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. (Cathy Guisewite)

When love is not madness it is not love. (Pedro Calderón de la Barca)

When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you. [Lao-Tzu]

When you think things are bad, when you feel sour and blue, when you start to get mad... you should do what I do! Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! Some people are much more... oh, ever so much more... oh, muchly much-much more unlucky than you!
[Dr. Seuss]

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog. [Deb Caletti]

Why are women... so much more interesting to men than men are to women? [Virginia Woolf]

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. [Oscar Wilde]

Women are constantly trying to commit suicide for love, but generally they take care not to succeed. (W. Somerset Maugham)

Women are never so strong as after their defeat. (Alexandre Dumas)

Women, can't live with them, can't murder/suicide without them. (Josh Stern)

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. [Bil Keane]

You can be the chicest thing in the world in a T-shirt and jeans — it’s up to you. (Karl Lagerfeld)

You can cut all the flowers but you cannot keep Spring from coming. [Pablo Neruda]

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. (Jonathan Safran Foer)

You educate a man; you educate a man. You educate a woman; you educate a generation. [Brigham Young]

You have to die a few times before you can really live. [Charles Bukowski]

You know what I like most about people? Pets.
 [Jarod Kintz]

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. [Dr. Seuss]

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. [Mae West]

You put yourself where you are, and if you find yourself unsatisfied with how you are, then get yourself out of it. [Stephen Richards]

Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. [Khalil Gibran]

Youth is happy because it has the capacity to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old. [Franz Kafka]